I stole this from Tanja, who stole it from Ann. That's the democratic way.

1. Who was the last person you yelled at?:
my friends in general

2. Who was the last person you kissed?:
Erin, as a joke. Just a little air-kiss, though.

3. What was the last memorable book you read?:
The Color of Magic by Terry Pratchett

4. When did you last dance?:
yesterday

5. What's the last thing you want to hear from your parents?:
We're grounding from your computer until you're 30.

6. When did you last go for a walk in the park?:
Last winter, in New York

7. When did you last do you ironing?:
about 4 years ago

8. When was the last time you smiled all day?:
I don't think that's ever happened. I do a lot of nose wrinkling at times.

9. What color of socks do you normally wear?:
white

10. Did you ever attend a private school?:
Yes. All my life.

11. Do you like stuffed animals?:
I love big plushie animals. I don't like stuffed-and-mounted animals.

12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?:
no

13. Do you read labels when shopping for food?:
of course! How else do you know what you're buying! That ordinary can could be peas! Or corn! Or diet Pepsi! Who knows until you read the label?

14. Can you quote Shakespeare?:
Actually, I was reciting parts of Romeo and Juliet the other day.

15. Do you like playing baseball?:
No

16. Are you a neat freak?:
No

17. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?:
Mental wounds from my scathing wit

18. Do you ever eat lemons plain?:
no

19. Have you ever fired a gun?:
yes. at camp. in riflery class.

20. Do you own any knee-high boots?:
Yup! And if we had done the Pirate Dance, I would have gotten to wear them in H2$!

21. Are you attached to extreme people?:
::blinks:: I don't quite understand the question.

22. Do you like swimming in lakes?:
I hate swimming

23. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?:
At the beach, when I was 4 years old.

24. What is you favorite gemstone?:
amethyst

25. Have you gone on many blind dates?:
Sort of. Does "parents forcing you to go to Winter Formal with a guy you've never met" count?

26. Has someone done something extra nice for you?:
Many a time

27. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?:
No

28. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?:
No

29. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?:
Fruit! Grape or strawberry, to be precise.

30. Do you have road rage?:
No. I have road paranoia.

31. Have you ever eaten grass?:
Accidentally during a soccer game...

32. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?:
Regularly

33. Has your mind ever gone blank?:
Blank?

34. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?:
No.

35. Do you have recurring dreams?:
No.

36. Are you kind?:
I'm one of a kind!

37. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?:
Probably.

38. Do you have any beanie babies?:
One. It was a gift.

39. Would you rather be hot or cold?:
Cold

40. Is the glass half full, or empty?:
Completely full

41. Do you exercise or work regularly?:
No.

42. Could you kill if your life was threatened?:
Probably not. Well, maybe an animal. but I'd need heavy therapy afterwards.