I got this stuck in my head today and I knew I had to post it. By the brilliant CMC of HP4GU.
The Death Eaters’ Anthem -- to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club theme
Who’s the skull-projecting gang
That causes such distress?
D-E-A-T-H E-A-T-E-R-S
The house of Gryffindor, we think, should have one student less
D-E-A-T-H E-A-T-E-R-S
We eat death! Like Macbeth!
Avada Kedrava, it’s your final breath!
Death! Breath! Yeth!
We slithered out from Slytherin to serve him fearfully
V-O-L-D-E-M-O-R-silent-T!
He’s now alive, and come Book Five, then Potter’s history:
V-O-L “He’ll give Harry ‘L’”
D-E-M - “He’ll get the rest of ‘em, too!”
O-R-silent-T
