Goodness! More quotes! As soon as my life gets to a healthy level of sanity, I'm going to update the actual archive. Hurrah!
Chungy: Why do teachers get a sick satisfaction out of seeing students in pain?
Loh: It's not the pain, it's the overly dramatic reaction to it that we like.
Ah dun math on it!
--Kristen, making fun of Mackenzie
You're going to be the only girl on Broadway who knows the Heine-Borel theorem!
--Mr. Dubsky
Mr. Dubsky: Imagine a room filled with an infinite number of blankets--
Me: A room of infinite blankets? Oh, Mr. Dubsky, not first period on a Monday morning...
Think about French people when you draw it. It makes it easier.
--Kristen
...And in the end, the force you take is equal to the force you make.
--Me
Marcelina: I like mu! It's the first letter of my name!
Me: Mu-celini?
Marcelina: Who was Schrodinger?
Me: He did experiments with dead cats.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with a little love and a hammer.
--Marcelina
...so if you drink coffee, you lose your wobble?
--Me
Loh: So how would you measure your mass in space?
Me: You hit them with a baseball bat and see how fast they go.
Loh: So you take your calibrated baseball bat...