Quotes of the Day:

That must be the reason I avoid organized religion. They make you get up so early! --Me

It's one thing to walk in on someone naked or in the shower. It's an entirely different thing to walk in on somebody singing!

Quotes of A Few Days Ago:

It's not fluid dynamics! It's a pie! --T-Barr

There aren't all translations for everything. Like "onward ho" isn't for encouraging prostitutes. --Matt

Cheese is like duct tape for food. It solves everything. --Mack

I just yawned and longed for Snapple. --Me

Loh: Monopoles don't exist.
Schlien: Every time you say that, a monopole somewhere dies. (a few lines later) Now we have to clap our hands to bring the monopole back to life!

Ashley: No day but tomorrow! There's no time like the future!
Me: Jonathan Larson would cry.