Fluffy kittens sing
Of the joys of sleeping in.
I blog in haiku.

Today, as I had little to do for my senior project, I went around taking pictures of all my friends and writing mean haiku about everyone. It was fun! Especially picking on Keith, muaha.

So here is my day at Reel FX, in haiku form:

Ninjas and pirates?
Watching GI Joe makes me
thoroughly depressed

Explanation: Why are there ninjas, pirates, and cowboys in GI Joe? The world may never know.

Wolverine? Havek?
Which X-Man are you? Watch us
Waste company time

Spam based on Conan?
Girlfriend looks like Amelie.
Ah, inspiration.

From the upcoming animation "Mr. Spam"

Watch as he CGs!
Limbert's 1337 Photoshop skillz
Make me feel stupid

Alas, woe. The sky
image does not work. I make
a contribution!

Helicopters fly
Through the air like hummingbirds,
Blown up by glider.

Watch as we BS
The entirety of the
"Behind the Scenes" reel

While the camera crews filmed one of the guys, who was pretending to show us some of the storyboard and concept art stuff, he just spouted gibberish about "This is where I lost my eraser." Another: "It's interesting that you get neater when you don't have your eraser." Another: "At which point did you start drinking heavily?" It was funny. And I think I was in a couple of the shots; watch for me if you ever see it.

Damn. The virus spreads
Throughout the entire system.
Thanks a lot, Brandon.

Doodling and sketching,
Checking email all the time.
Does Keith ever work?

Arthur gives advice
Troubleshooting email woes.
Blind leading the blind.

Entropy decrease?
Coincidences pile up.
I dine with Rachel!

I went out to lunch with a bunch of the Concept Art room guys, and they were randomly having lunch with a guy that was having lunch with Quinn Mathews and his daughter, Rachel, one of my good friends. Craaaaazy.

Meet Keith's new girlfriend.
He got lonely; played the SIMs.
Send us a JPEG!

Cobra flips the bird,
Hamsters don Leperchaun suits.
God bless blooper reels!

The Keith Series: (Keith protested that indeed, he does do work, so I wrote more haiku about him. Har.)

Scanning through the script,
Keith's work is invaluable.
Without him, we fail.

Keith: a vital part
of Reel FX's art room.
All hail the scanboy!

Fabian asks me
To scan a bunch of his art.
Hah, I stole Keith's job.

No, Keith is our friend.
He does not deserve the grief.
He gave me chocolate.