I laughed until I cried. New quote of the day:
Alicey: my heart has been crushed!
Alicey: mon and sam vimes have married!
Sam: Well, you're still her first love. She pines for you, I'm sure. Go on, Moni. Pine.
Moni: *pines*
Sam: See?
Alicey: my hate surrounds me
(and it becomes even BETTER when you realize that Alicey is speaking in haiku!)