Quotes of the Week:

"Quick! Let's play 'Which of these songs was written by George Harrison'!" --Me, regarding the Yellow Submarine soundtrack

"I want to get all my friends naked in a pool and start shooting." --Amy, regarding the work of Connie Imboden

"Occasionally I write mean haikus about people." --Me, introducing myself

"That'd be sweet if you just spin-kicked me in the jaw!" --Scott, the AV guy

"Although he has played roles that are less 'I want to pinch his cheeks' cute and more 'I want to have his babies' cute." --Me, regarding Alan Cumming

"That boy is madder'n a rooster in an empty henhouse!" --The announcer at the rodeo

"You need to marry a man who can sing. And is funny. And loves Ranch dressing." --my mom