Wednesday, July 23, 2003
Quotes from the Con:
From the Slash panel: Panelist Kate Tanski: Why do heterosexual women enjoy seeing two boys getting it on? Audience: Because it's really hot! (regarding "Daisy-Chain Draco") Panelist Vicki Dolenga: You read it and you go "what the hell did I just read?" (regarding Slash after OOP) Panelist John Walton: Oh my god, we're canon. You don't have to read much into the subtext to know that Sirius and Remus are more than friends. ::woofs:: Panelist Kate Tanski: Thank god I was a Harry/Snape slasher before this. Panelist John Walton: Percy is the new Draco. Panelist Vicki Dolenga: I'm just glad that we now have established female characters. Femme slash with Tonks, I mean come on. Audience member: Writing Hermione/Ginny is subverting the system! From the Draco panel: Aja: (Introducing) Draco Malfoy: Slimy git now and forever, or does he have redeeming qualities? Carlisle: Carlisle, known as Cedar. He's a twit. Catherine: I'm Catherine Tosenburger, and I think he's a boring twit. Cassie: I'm Cassandra Claire, and I think Draco has potential. Irina: I'm Irina, and I try to see potential in everybody. I like Draco and I will not apologize for it. Aja: No one is ambivalent. He's Mr. Darcy or he's Hitler. Irina: In canon, he's hopeless and offensive and a thorn in the side who eventually goes off into oblivion until he shouts "You killed my father! Prepare to die!" Aja: His role is to echo Harry and underline the fact that Draco is what Harry could have been and vice versa, if Draco had any regard for human life. Catherine: Dudley is getting all the development! John: In the sense that he's beating up small children! That's depth, man! Irina: That is so fanon. Irina: You can't atone for being a stupid brat. From the Fandom Vernacular panel: Panelist: We're friendly! We promise! We're just depraved! From "The Importance of Being Ron" panel: Panelist: It's the half-blind leading the blind. Panelist: Ron is a Harry/Ginny shipper. From "Sail on, Good Ship" H/H Panelist: In Prisoner of Azkaban, it's all Harry and Hermione. They're chained together, then fly off on a hippogryff, a symbol of love. (Later) H/R Panelist: Hermione doesn't like riding on the hippogryff! H/R Panelist: We look forward to the time Ron gets a clue. H/R Panelist: We as romantics put everybody together. We put Dobby and the Giant Squid together. From the "Timelines" panel: (Regarding the Aberforth-IS-Dumbledore theory) Audience member: But that would mean that it was Dumbledore prosecuted for practicing inapproprate charms on a goat. Steve Vander Ark: Of course, you're jumping to conclusions of what those inapproprate charms were. Priscilla said at 6:20 PM Comments: Post a Comment Title cartoon by Bruce Eric Kaplan, used without permission. |