Moni and I are quite proud of the Scale of Gay that we put together today. Go vote on Aziraphale's hair!

Highlights of the Conversation:
Pris: Aziraphale is cute beyond words! *schnoogles him senseless*
Moni: hehehehe
Moni: I want to give him a hug
Pris: me too!
Moni: he ish sho adorable
Pris: I mean, Crowley I want to shag senseless, but Aziraphale I want to hold hands with and get married to and live in a three-bedroom house with a white picket fence and colorful window shutters.

Moni: would you say the hair is gay enough?
Pris: the hair is delightfully gay.
Moni: excellent.
Moni: and of course, no man can be 100% straight while going out to dinner with Crowley for over 6000 years.
Pris: not a chance
Pris: heck, he's lucky to have lasted 5 minutes

Pris: Hmm... who defines manly heterosexual manliness?
Moni: no idea
Moni: everybody can be slashed in our fandom
Pris: I know! It's evil!
Moni: even angels and demons
Pris: especially angels and demons
Pris: Hee, how about Sean "I am not gay" Biggerstaff. XD
Moni: *laughs*
Pris: he can be 40%
Moni: sorry, he´s got gay written all over him
Moni: in big red letters
Pris: *laughs*
Pris: Of his own writing
Moni: actually, make that big purple letters
Moni: with glitter
Pris: Person: So, about your friendship with Chris Rankin...
Sean: I'M NOT GAY!

Pris: Wah, is there not a nonambiguously straight guy left on the planet?
Moni: Urgh. Urgh. I am seeing Sam´s manip of Vimes licking Vetinari in my mind. So I'd say no.

Pris: Hmm... the only thing is that Liberace IS gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.