Meme! Ganked from Kell.
Step 1: Get your playlist together, put it on random, and play!
Step 2: Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play!
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song the lines come from!
Step 4: Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly! P.S: no cheating and pasting the lyrics into a search engine
I've got some slightly obscure stuff in here, but I think we'll be able to account for nearly everything. Lyrics marked with an asterisk (*) are more unusual.
- All I wanna do is brush your teeth
- You who fly the blimp of evil shun upheaval in the air
- She thinks she's Kaiser Wilhelm
- When I hold you in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody will do me no harm.
- Half a prayer, half a song; thou hast always been with me though we have been always apart.
- All that is now and all that is gone and all that's to come and everything under the sun is in tune when the sun is eclipsed by the moon
- If you can do the Bart, then you're bad like Michael Jackson
- The costumes, the scenery, the makeup, the props, the audience that lifts you when you're down / the headaches, the heartaches, the backaches, the flops, the sheriff that escorts you out of town
- Everybody seems to think I'm lazy. I don't mind, I think they're crazy.
- Yellow bird flying, get shot in the wing. Good year for hunters and Christmas parties.
- If a hundred monkeys each could get their own show, perhaps one day a chimp might say "'You have faith, you just need to use it' sayeth the Lord"
- I'm offensive, I'm a bigot, I'm a fraud, can you dig it? I'm a sexist, racist, homophobic, fat, pathetic putz. (*)
- We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control, no dark sarcasm in the classroom, teacher leave those kids alone
- Some boys take dirty books to the john and give themselves a whack. I did the same with lithographs of thumbscrews and the rack. (*)
- If you love enough, you'll lie a lot. Guess they did in Camelot.
- Better than rain or rippling brook is a mug of beer inside this Took!
- I'm tired of having to sing everything! Can't we just talk? (*)
- I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
- In volitaile market, only stable investment is porn!
- Let's find a rock--I mean a big-ass rock--or maybe something like a cinderblock is better. I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face, my buddy.
- Take it slow, and daddy-o, you can live it up and die in bed.
- What's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for, anyway?
- So if anyone asks about you and me, you have two alternatives. You can either say, "Oh yes, it's true, we're living in delicious sin." Or you can simply tell the truth.
- (Translated from Romanian) I was born in a gypsy camp, in a glade in the wood. I was a rambler since childhood, like all the gypsies. But, you see, one day, I was stolen from my mom by the aliens. (*)
- Too late for second-guessing, too late to go back to sleep. I've got to trust my instincts, close my eyes, and leap.
Any takers?
