Oh good lord!
RRRRRRRRRGH. There go all my hopes and dreams that George Lucas had learned his lesson and that the dialogue in Episode III wouldn't sound like it was written by a 13-year-old fanfic writer! "The Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me." / "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!" is up there with "Are you an angel?", "Sandstorms are very dangerous", and "You're not like sand." The name of this TV spot is "tragedy"? Yeah, Lucas, you hit the nail right on the head.
EDIT: Somehow,
this makes it all better. M&M'S Chocolate MPire. Lucas officially has no shame.
