You know what bothers me? Seeing a "SPOILER WARNING!" on someone's episode review and not knowing if it's spoilers for that night's episode or spoilers for future episodes. So to make things abundantly clear:

SPOILERS FOR TONIGHT'S LOST, BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE A WUSS.

Okay, first off, how did I magically intuit that Sawyer's name was James? I don't read fanfic, so it's not some fanon speculation deal... Trippy. Maybe it's a "steamrolled Harry Potter" thing.

Jack, silly boy, Rule 735,862 of Television states that you cannot make references to things that are referenced in Monty Python without suffering severe silliness casualties. Suggesting that Sawyer was a lumberjack back on Earth-That-Was will automatically trigger the entire audience to imagine him in women's clothing, hanging around in bars. While we appreciate the shirtless Sawyer fanservice, I'm not sure if we'd feel the same about seeing him wearing high heels, suspenders, and a bra.

Anyway, was it just me, or was Daniel Dae Kim unusually attractive tonight? That last series of close ups that switched between him and Sun? GUH.

Did anyone recognize the Insensitive American "Memoirs of a Geisha" Woman? She looked oddly familiar.

Oh, and Locke was so checking Danielle out.


Things that are awesome: Hurley, Jin/Sun (EEEEE!!!), Artz's "Herm-own-ninny" moment, Walt and Vincent *sob*, Charlie's "message in a bottle" (And Charlie opening Hurley's note just after he said not to read it? SO CHARLIE. *loves*)

Things that are not cool: Shannon, Shannon, and more Shannon. I don't care if you've "changed" since then. I still find you intolerable.

Teaser: Charlie! Sayid! Turnip Head! Wah!