Zounds! My blogger post count just started working again, and apparently this will be the 5005th entry in "Cult of Lincoln"! That definitely merits special recognition. And to mark such a momentous occasion, I will post a meme. Ganked from everybody.

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.

I have a ridiculous number of icons, so I'm only posting the highlights:


Andrew Wells (Buffy)/Anthony Crowley (Good Omens) -- they try so hard to be evil!


Charlie Pace (Lost)/Cordelia Chase (Angel) -- There's something satisfying about the way their names sound together.


Darth Vader (SW)/Dawn Summers (Buffy) -- Hah! Well, she already had one crush on a guy that was evil, but turned good.


French Taunter (Monty Python)/George W Bush -- Quite possibly my favourite pairing EVER


God (Monty Python)/Gollum (LotR) -- Kills me dead.


Harry Potter/Hermione Granger -- About as likely as any of the rest of these pairings! *ducks*


Kaywinnit Lee "Kaylee" Frye (Firefly)/Kip Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite) -- Fed up with her inability to connect with Simon, Kaylee finds someone so open with his feelings that he will compose a song for her upon their wedding!


Mooch (Mutts)/Nagini (HP) -- though I think a relationship between an evil snake and a lovably dimwitted, naive cat is doomed from the start


Napoleon Dynamite/Princess Leia (SW) -- HAHAHAHAHA.


Spike (Buffy)/Spongmonkey (We Like Tha Moon) -- Well, fans have paired Spike with everyone with or without a pulse. It was inevitable.