Oh, and an addendum to the Heroes post: I know Sylar didn't have time to eat Other!Cheerleader's brain and absorb her powers or whatnot (is that the current theory? I don't follow the actual fandom), but wouldn't it be fun if Sylar took on her bitchy, popular-snot qualities? Or her miniskirt? I would laugh.

Anyway, I did that "Alphabetically Pair Up Who's in your LJ Icons" meme during a brief break from my TOTALLY AWESOME (or at least it will be) Serenity and The Searchers paper for my film class. Only about half of the pairings were funny, and here they are:

Dalek/Darth Vader -- "We will exterminate the Rebellion. Exterminate! Exterminate!"
Dumbledore/Elphaba -- 'Cause when you're with the wizard, no one thinks you're strange!
French Taunter/Gaius Baltar
Genie (Aladdin)/George W Bush -- "Hey, what's this about North Korea bombin' Crawford? I wished no other countries had nucular weapons!" "And I granted it! But you never said anything about 'nuclear' ones..."
God (Monty Python)/Gollum -- "YOU MUST SEEK THE HOLY GRAIL." "What's 'grail', precious?"
Gregory House/Harry Dresden -- my god, the snark would result in a minor supernova!
Harry Potter/Hermione Granger -- Included because my roommate ships them and she's had the universe's crappiest semester
Hiro Nakamura/Howard Dean -- YATTAAAAAAUGH!
Karrin Murphy/Jayne Cobb -- WOW, world's least likely couple! Though she has shacked up with a mercenary recently...
Jon Stewart/Joss Whedon -- YES PLEASE HAVE MANY BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS MANBABIES
Logan Echolls/Mac -- er, that's Mac as in "I'm a Mac, I'm a PC", not the character on VM. Logan/VM!Mac would be ooky.
Malcolm Reynolds/Mewsevelt (Thinkin' Lincoln) -- I already can't think about Mewsevelt without bursting into a fit of giggles, so bwaha.
Napoleon Dynamite/Princess Leia -- in his pathetic, liger-filled dreams!
Puppet Angel/Puppet Pals Harry -- "Angst. Angst. Angst..."? Inevitable.
Spike/Spongmonkey (Rathergood.com, We Like Tha Moon and Quiznos commercials) -- NO. WORDS. This might even be more fabulous than Spike/Clipboard.
Stephen Colbert/Strong Bad -- Can someone please write this fanfic?

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