Because waterboarding is not working, Bush and Cheney are going to transfer the really hard core Taliban jihadists from Guantanamo to New York and have them do computer animation. They are expected to break after no longer than two weeks. xoxoxo
Happy anniversary! Despite the lack of a life you seem to currently possess, you DO live in NYC, which is, you have to admit, pretty awesome. Whoo! Celebrate by taking some time for yourself, even if that means leaving work at a normal hour like a normal person.
