The Cult of Lincoln

00:30 I sleep now, but in the morning, there will be jury duty. Mrgle. #
08:46 In Juror's Lounge, watching video on History of Jury Duty. Opens with Folks On The Street talking about how much it sucks. I am so amused. #
08:49 Now Diane Sawyer is talking about how uncool jury duty is compared with what you see on TV. At least it's educational! #
08:57 Surly looking juror in video looks like Helen Thomas. (Why yes, I am livetwittering this. I wonder how many people will unfollow me today?) #
09:32 Jury Duty is more important than voting! Your opportunity to seize the power! #
09:43 "This area of New York is a discount shopper's Mecca. That's an extra few minutes of your lunch hour you're going to have to allow for." #
09:49 "In New York City, we have about three crimes a year, so we keep you for two days." #
09:56 "Top engineers have worked around the clock to ensure the vindictiveness is taken out of juror selection. *holds up bingo ball hopper*" #
10:13 Man, how wild is it going to be to work a 9-5 day? It'll be just like being a normal person! #
10:41 "Pfft! What's the use of science if it can't make Obama-shaped laser-cut pizzas?" #
11:00 ...wtf? Why is blogger.com rerouting to a facts page about the NY court system? This isn't happening to anything else. #
11:09 @boymonster That's my guess. Must be some kind of limitation on what one can access on the Court system wireless. #
11:10 First juror call! *crouches down in chair* #
11:16 Spared! Despite @boymonster's fiendish attempts at sabotage. #
11:47 Argh! Last person called for an 80-juror criminal trial. I'm going to be here forever. #
13:29 Lovely. First to the box. I'm going to be here a week. Thank goodness for lunch break! I could feel myself getting dumber in that room. #
13:38 Universe, I forgive you. Compensating for the lameness in my life, Jim just sent me an awesome secret thing, filling my world with squee! #
15:31 I'm done with Court for the day! Oh wait... I'm going back to the office, even though I am not legally required to do so? I am the bes ... #
15:54 Just got slammed with the exhaustion bat. Don't know if I'm going to stay past 7. #
17:12 It's Puppy O'Clock! Time to take a break from work and play with Coworker Erica's toy maltese. Someone's gotta do it! #
19:32 And at 7:30, I am so gone! #
21:16 Roommate is making brussels sprouts. Urgh, that reeks. #
21:26 @Uilos But... isn't she dead? #
23:02 @Uilos Count me in! #
23:14 @KChenoweth Welcome to Twitter, from the girl who gave you the address of the awesome Southern/Creole restaurant at your NY signing! :D #

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