The Cult of Lincoln

00:04:17: @cleolinda Ugh. My parents told me they saw deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair. My arteries hurt just thinking about it.
00:24:31: RT @OKBJGM: in which reason trumps bullshit hysteria: http://youtu.be/cPmkLl2S25c #prop8
00:27:55: @Uilos Pat Rothfuss had some interesting things to say about Mary Sues at SDCC.
00:28:18: @Uilos Characters that are good at everything? He's cool with them! It's all in how they're written. Is Odysseus a Mary Sue? Is Kvothe?
00:32:11: @fredhicks *fistpump of triumph* That's just awesome.
00:40:18: RT @Uilos: Grandma-ster! 77-Year-Old Ena Mallett Earns Black Belt in Jujitsu: http://bit.ly/aqfC61 via @addthis
00:47:53: RT @cleolinda: The Google/Verizon deal is happening after all. It gets worse. RT @bethshepsut: Don't be Evil, my ass. http://huff.to/dzx ...
01:46:47: I should've gone to sleep an hour (or more) ago, like an adult. Instead, I did a 2nd pass of green and 1st pass of blue. My surprised face.
07:34:35: Washed the dye out of the wig, after leaving it overnight. It's hard to tell while it's still wet, but the green looks fab! Blue needs work.
07:39:09: @fourteenacross http://popartinferno.tumblr.com/post/899915735/im-on-a-horse
07:42:10: @OKBJGM Any wrongness is made right by the fact you have /imagined/ what the bathroom of a vulcan serial killer would look like.
08:29:06: RT @mental_floss: If anyone out there works at a sneaker company, you should consider offering this man an endorsement deal: http://bit. ...
09:48:03: I just want to sit in the same seat two days in a row. This office game of musical chairs makes me crazy.
10:17:24: @Ann_Richardson No, they're making us sit in different rooms on different floors every day.
10:17:50: @Ann_Richardson The intention is to pair us with folks working on the same job, but it never works that way. It wastes time and confuses us.
10:26:11: Not only do my coworkers think I'm a vegetarian, they also think I practice yoga. WHAT IS GOING ON?
10:30:03: #TedStevens presumably goes down in a plane crash the day after #NetNeutrality is gutted? Is this some sort of Faustian bargain?
10:30:06: I don't like the man's politics, but I hope he's okay.
10:34:04: @fourteenacross I love you!
10:35:17: One of my coworkers just hiccuped like a drunk Disney character. That was adorable.
10:39:46: @Touchstone117 Please tell me your reasoning is that "no sensible human could work as many hours as you do"?
11:59:31: Steven Slater isn't the only person to quit his job with panache recently. Check out this girl's dramatic exit: http://bit.ly/d91Q9Z
13:35:21: One of my favourite restaurants has discontinued my favourite white bean salad. TRAGEDY. Oh happy plastic knife, this is thy sheath!
14:28:05: Damn. Ted Stevens is dead. I don't know why I imagined he'd be okay somehow--I wouldn't have made that joke otherwise.
14:32:47: Finished @byHarryConnolly's excellent CHILD OF FIRE over lunch in Bryant Park, and just in time, too! The sequel comes out 8/31.
14:52:25: One of my coworkers just said, without a trace of irony, "It's not a bug; it's a feature."
15:36:06: @Esperacchius Alaskan Senator. The guy who said the internet was like "a series of tubes."
15:36:42: RT @mcaldecutt: Brooklynites place fake signs in Prospect Park warning of velociraptors protecting the newly-planted grass - http://bit. ...
15:45:33: @ShannonKButcher Please tell me it's a fictional woman. You're not using your powers for evil, are you?
17:24:35: This error message makes my heart happy: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/08/10/battle-net-error/
18:04:20: Man. Are you hungry? Because I sure am. One more hour!
21:00:18: @Harkaway I'm so glad you pimped it once again! I missed it the first (second? third?) time!
21:03:26: The current version of the Molly wig! Not sure if I should bring the tips to navy/black. Might reduce impact of http://twitpic.com/2djo89
21:05:38: Another shot, because I freaking love this wig. http://twitpic.com/2djovn
21:14:18: @aj_hofacre It was still wet then, and the lighting wasn't great. This is the intended green! Blue is much lighter than I expected.
22:21:44: BOOYEAH! Booked the space for the NYCC @longshotauthor fan dinner, 10/9 at 8! To RSVP, @reply me or comment at http://bit.ly/jimnycc
22:54:32: @paulandstorm Look down at your stoop. Back up. You're in a neighborhood, on THE PORCH YOUR PORCH COULD SMELL LIKE.
23:15:04: @AnneSowards MISTBORN, LOCKE LAMORA, Harkaway's GONE-AWAY WORLD, Rothfuss' NAME OF THE WIND, Bujold's VORKOSIGAN saga, & all Seanan McGuire!
23:23:25: RT @Steven_Slater: Not sure what happened last night, but there are 6 empty cans of Bud strewn around my apt. and a set of plastic wings ...
23:24:04: @jtaylor04 I'm not going to D*Con. Someone else would have to organize it.
23:26:42: @Esperacchius So you're definitely coming to NYCC? WOOHOO! I'll add you to the list! And I'll be dressed as Changes!Molly. :D
23:32:29: Via @mental_floss: The uproariously funny Wikipedia entry for Baby Got Back: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Got_Back
23:42:44: RT @laughingsquid: "Accumulonimbus", a mesmerizing short film by Andy Kennedy made by stop motion animation of clay on glass http://bit. ...
23:49:44: @sinspired Yup! Want in?
23:50:33: @wilw But sushi restaurants have no use for toasters!
23:52:00: RT @laughingsquid: - @twitter is launching official "Tweet" buttons this week http://bit.ly/ccPHih /via @benparr

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