The Cult of Lincoln

08:20:07: RT @edgarwright: One Norwegian paper here quoted from a fake Michael Cera twitter account in an article. The quote? "I am Michael Cera a ...
09:16:15: It sure would be nice if female-proportioned fire fighter costumes existed that didn't look like stripperwear.
09:24:48: @Esperacchius Because I have a tiny torso and wide hips. Men are the reverse. Any man's coat that fit my hips would swim on my shoulders.
09:34:04: @RobJDurand Real turnout coats cost like 600 bucks. I either need a costume or a used one off eBay.
09:35:57: @Esperacchius Pretty sure Charity wouldn't tolerate any clothing that impaired Molly's movement without offering additional protection. :D
10:46:09: LAST DAY to sign up for the #AleraFicathon! Join us: http://bit.ly/aleraficathon
10:47:12: @anglophile80 I think we'll be covered beta-wise, but I'll let you know if we need extra help! Thanks for volunteering.
11:13:55: Holy schnikes. Just came across a line in CHANGES that is radically different from the beta version and could change a LOT. Sweet!
11:17:54: @aj_hofacre It has nothing to do with GS. It's just CHANGES. And as you folks read the published book, you already know the cooler version.
11:31:24: Folks: I'm not being coy. As you all read the published book, you already know the cooler version!
11:41:37: @fredhicks Me too. Makes me empathize with Jim, who has about twenty different versions spiraling around his noggin.
11:59:25: Congrats on @OldSpice's Emmy win! As someone who worked on another nominated spot, I must confess yours is the ad I wish my ad smelled like.
12:05:43: Looking at To-Do List. Glrk! Sorry, @BrandonSandrson and @SeananMcGuire, but Vin and Georgia costumes are going to have to wait for SDCC11.
12:53:14: @AnnLarimer If it mutates into a flesh-eating alien that breaks free from your body and rampages across the midwest, I'll blame you.
12:59:53: RT @byharryconnolly: Over half done with prepping chap 3 of GAME OF CAGES. Chap 2 will post tomorrow. Chapter 1 is here: http://bit.ly/b ...
13:01:41: @byharryconnolly VILLAINOUS MAN-SIREN. Why must you tempt me with your sample chapters when my workload is so staggering? Must... resist...
14:39:24: Ye gods, this rain is borderline apocalyptic! Guess I won't be walking today.
15:13:00: @RobJDurand Thanks so much, but I'm finding reasonably-priced used ones on eBay. & I'm ripping holes in it--wouldn't want to harm a memento.
15:14:15: @RobJDurand @fredhicks Hey, the CHANGES ending took me completely by surprise! That foreknowledge was Fred's burden alone. Sorry, man. :D
17:53:54: I have to cut this section. I MUST. It doesn't further my argument; it's extraneous. But I love it so much! Arg, hand me the machete...
17:55:33: @Dark_Puck Ooh, what area of English and Film History? And what is "College Success"? Looks like a nifty schedule.
18:14:46: @RobJDurand Oh, great! Thanks!
18:15:52: MACHETE'D! NO LOOKING BACK!
18:21:23: Recipe for Priscilla's Rosemary Kalamata Bruschetta apparently includes "Forget to turn on the broiler." I should write a cookbook.
18:41:29: @Dark_Puck Oh man, I loathed those books as a kid. We had to read them all and fill out quizzes about them in our Free Reading time.
18:44:33: @Dark_Puck Yeah, that's what I said.
19:12:57: @RobJDurand *laughs* No need to apologize! Sorry if I came across as upset. I was amused, not angry. :D
19:22:01: @RobJDurand Woohoo! It's a deal. :D
19:28:46: @sue_sue4 DELISH! Puttanesca sauce + shredded Kalamata olives + a dab of olive oil. Perfection!
19:32:05: RT @eddieizzard: Sen. Al Franken: We Have a Free Speech Problem http://t.co/3yY68kA via @huffingtonpost
19:50:40: @rekjackson I know I did. Epic lolz were had!
20:32:21: @paulandstorm Look Who's Walken #Walkenfilms
20:37:47: Random Poll: If you know what Tuvan throat singing is, do you know because of Richard Feynman? Y/N
22:36:55: Best #Leverage ever! I actually screamed w/ laughter, startling my roommate. Reminded me of my fave X-Files ep, BAD BLOOD. Thanks, @jonrog1!
22:43:08: @mkcho73 You = a rock star!
23:12:56: Eee, another entry for the #AleraFicathon! Last hour to sign up: http://bit.ly/aleraficathon
23:58:11: @jenarijoe Yay, what great prompts! Glad to have you among our number!

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