The Cult of Lincoln

07:44:17: @fredhicks Absolutely! Will you be in NYC any time soon? @artichokepizza is staggeringly calorie-laden, but so good you don't care.
07:45:45: @holajupiter Are you trying to CENSOR Duarte's freedom of expression? You TYRANT.
07:50:20: @mkcho73 What about the La Brea Tar Pits? It means "The the tar tar pits." #thingsIlearnedreadingRunaways
07:56:06: @stellamortis @SheckyX @robjdurand @julie_butcher I believe I was the first non-Harry DF cosplayer! #dubioushonor #lotsofgreatMollysoutthere
07:57:18: RT @DoctorLongscarf: I suspect River Song is actually River from Firefly. The good man she killed? Malcolm Reynolds. It's a solid theory ...
07:58:05: RT @mouseferatu: I'm almost positive that nobody who bought one of my novels has ever been murdered in their sleep by clowns. Just sayin ...
08:28:21: RT @profchallenger: Before we celebrate Jesus' resurrection on Sunday, I demand that he produce his long-form birth certificate from the ...
08:32:17: @SunshineDuk Uh, isn't Bryn Mawr still ladies only? Not sure you can fool them with your long, luxurious hair.
08:33:19: @seananmcguire Pure romance, or some kind of romance genre fusion? #romancewithcthulhu
08:34:03: @antonstrout @sherlockbones Not in front of Orly!
08:34:15: RT @paulandstorm: [P] If this pic doesn't make you laugh, then we can't ever be friends: http://i.imgur.com/1v2Rk.jpg (via @reddit)
10:27:07: @myyrdneopia @CUnderkoffler Yup, "!=" is used in many programming languages for "not equal."
10:29:10: @fredhicks @boymonster Only a quarter?
10:33:58: @kierabot @blazeorama Your good reason is that you want @myyrdneopia to see you in it. :D
10:42:31: Voted for AGENT G (@vampirecowboys) in the @NYITAwards! http://fb.me/U8WKN1Tz A stellar production.
11:09:19: A dude is *welding* right on the other side of my window, about five feet from me. Seared retinas all around!
11:25:39: The dude is no longer five feet from my head--more like eight or nine feet. But I still think he needs goggles. http://youtu.be/J3Y7Daq13Vg
11:38:07: More welding guy outside my window! Only this time, with safety equipment! http://youtu.be/gYtT160AR30 Yay sparklies! Exclamation points!
11:48:11: Coworker C: It's like a rave over there. Coworker B: With lightsaber fights. Coworker C: And killer robots. http://youtu.be/m5o52L7jfxc
11:55:13: @myyrdneopia Coworker B = coworker whose name begins with B. Ditto C. My room has no Coworker A. (She was fed to the Rancor.)
11:57:28: @RyanMacklin "Seared retinas" is code for retinas that are seared. My code is sheer elegance in its simplicity!
12:31:53: RT @Techland Hate 3D? Then these 2D glasses are for you | http://ti.me/fCfF11 // THANK YOU, SCIENCE!
12:56:08: The WritingExcuses episode on alpha readers makes me appreciate @ksmccarthy24 even more. Alpha AND beta extraordinaire! http://t.co/2PZDAp8
13:05:41: Coworkers B and B are considering pooling their lunch money and buying $34 worth of coffee and Toblerones. #validlifechoices
13:07:06: New Hyperbole and a Half: Wild Animal (The Simple Dog Goes for a Joy Ride) http://bit.ly/gPJo7S
13:08:28: Coworker P: "I believe we can evolve beyond Darwinism." *long silence* Coworker B: "What?"
13:14:27: @seananmcguire He didn't mean it the way it sounded. He said he didn't want to eat octopi any more because they're so intelligent, (...)
13:14:35: @seananmcguire (...) and I teased him about losing his position on the food chain, and he responded with that line. :D
13:16:50: @seananmcguire But I suspect he would be delicious grilled with lime cilantro, served with mango salsa, yellow rice, and vegetables. #fyi
14:26:06: Fascinating: The Science of Why We Don't Believe Science http://t.co/9NXvX8n via @motherjones
15:16:40: RT @GameOfThrones: Congratulations to George R.R. Martin, who made the @Time 100 list. READ: http://itsh.bo/fXngJJ by @Hodgman #gameofth ...
17:10:28: "It's a spider whose butt is covered by a million baby spiders! It's a SPIDER FRACTAL." --me, on the horror of http://youtu.be/Yf6_qDoCUu0
21:36:48: RT @paulandstorm: We are truly living in the Geek Guilded Age RT @alyankovic Age Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present… THIS. http://j. ...
21:37:16: RT @JacksonPearce: I see you driving/ round town with the girl I love/ and I'm like, HAIKU.
21:39:21: RT @BadAstronomer: OK, this miniThor parody of the MiniVader ad is pretty cool. http://youtu.be/EPNjWWQqWCA
21:56:41: I'm thrilled to announce that I will be illustrating the map for Nebula-nominated author @SaladinAhmed's CRESCENT MOON KINGDOMS trilogy!
22:12:39: RT @thinkgeek: Internet, why did it take you >24 hours to make xkcd's "Heaven" happen!? comic http://j.mp/h9P9uM --> game http://j ...
22:14:52: RT @repaper: Buy yourself a little Earth Day present and I'll ship it to you for free- thru Friday only in my Etsy shop http://repaper.e ...
22:15:20: RT @smuu: Blog post: Hey everybodies, check out my very first self published book ever! http://smuu.livejournal.com/ And buy it from me ...
22:21:41: RT @equalitynow: Congress finally passed a budget bill that preserves Planned Parenthood funding! Say thanks: http://ppaction.org/thankyou
22:32:53: RT @cleolinda: Well... that happened. RT @megthebrennan: @cleolinda you need to see the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM
22:33:09: RT @saladinahmed: *I'm* thrilled! RT @priscellie: Thrilled to announce that I will be illustrating the map for @SaladinAhmed's CRESCENT ...
22:33:12: RT @saladinahmed: Seriously, guys, so geeked that @priscellie's doing the map. Peep her handiwork on Jim Butcher's Codex Alera! http://b ...
22:37:02: RT @stellamortis: 9/11 health bill requires all the names to be run through the FBI's terrorism watch list. http://huff.to/eugWHT // WTF!?
22:41:23: @SheckyX @saladinahmed We were put in touch by Jenn Jackson (@arcaedia), agent of both Jim and Saladin. :D
22:47:38: @sinspired The neighborhood I grew up in was so white the local paper printed an ARTICLE when a black family moved in. It's 97% now. (...)
22:48:02: @sinspired (...) Since then, I have lived in West Philly and the Lower East Side. :D
22:50:53: @gillyperkygoth BRILLIANT! Do you get to wear wigs and carry muskets, though?
22:53:54: @maureenjohnson *Danube danubes away in sorrow, alone and forgotten*
23:06:35: via @neilhimself, Reading as teenager gets you a better job http://bit.ly/dHpmka #savelibraries #readingissexy
23:10:14: The smug "If you don't have an iPhone, you don't have an iPhone" campaign makes me kind of embarrassed to have an iPhone.

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