The Cult of Lincoln

08:04:06: RT @GeorgeTakei: Church of LDS up in arms over Bway's “Book of Mormon,” says it targets specific group unfairly, hatefully. #Prop8Karma
08:11:19: @ShannonKButcher Pretty sure the Venn diagram overlap between "Butcher fans" and "people who care about the Royal Wedding" is empty. :D
08:12:30: @xiehicks Those EYES! Those gorgeous, perfect eyes!
08:17:33: RT @whedonesque: Somewhere Giles, Adelle, Spike, Badger and Wesley are sitting on a sofa, drinking tea and watching the Royal Wedding co ...
08:20:45: RT @travelingheidi: RT @poniewozik Now we're seeing inside Westminster Abbey. I can't wait until they take out the Sorting Hat! #royalwe ...
08:23:01: RT @salariyabookco: Bored with the #wedding? Step by step instructions for those inclined to #draw an Ankylosaurus http://flic.kr/p/9 ...
08:24:43: I'm somewhat amused to see only one of the people I follow is genuinely excited about the #RoyalWedding. Everyone else is poking fun. :D
08:24:54: RT @LoreleiKing: HA! RT @fionalaird Just think, first thing this morning all those footmen were just lizards & little white mice. #royal ...
08:25:41: RT @reelmolesworth: retwete @stephenackroyd Knew he'd turn up! http://plixi.com/p/96992321 // *wheezes with laughter*
09:53:29: Wow. Yesterday felt like a Friday, but today feels like a Tuesday or Wednesday! This calls for a song: http://youtu.be/3CBzT2pv1Jc
10:27:38: RT @thinkgeek: It's the big day! She'll be resplendent in white; the crowd hoping weather holds & straining to hear "Lift off!" @ 3:47p ...
10:30:11: @sherlockbones @stellamortis When you eat less than your body requires, metabolism slows, & the body clings to its fat stores &burns muscle.
10:44:42: @sherlockbones @stellamortis I can send you the recipe for my breakfast smoothie, if it helps. Super healthy and super energizing!
11:02:05: http://whyamericansshouldcareabouttheroyalwedding.com/
11:05:24: @boymonster @ShannonKButcher MY ENTIRE HYPOTHESIS HAS CRUMBLED. Crumbled like a soggy English biscuit dipped in tea! I hope you're happy.
11:06:42: RT @qikipedia: I am rather like a mosquito in a nudist camp; I know what I want to do, but I don't know where to begin. STEPHEN BAYNE
11:11:33: @stellamortis @Esperacchius @SheckyX God, I *loved* that bit in Aftermath. Gave me chills. :D
11:32:21: RT @respektor: Our president is being treated like crap by an entitled egomaniac and a bunch of ignorant racists like him....... http:// ...
11:36:13: RT @TheQuill: This is Britain, and everything is okay... http://bit.ly/29uKlu
11:36:37: RT @Jamie1km: In my quest to find places to donate or help out Alabama storm victims, I found this list. Please share! http://j.mp/mUxkvj
11:40:26: RT @DelReySpectra: Where on this map would YOU live? http://bit.ly/mpQXZ3 (@kevinhearne)
20:18:49: RT @thinkgeek: "Sartre Wars" will Force choke you w/ apathy: http://j.mp/memnRk "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. I exist & I find it nauseating."
20:42:47: RT @BrandSanderson: Quote from @JimcHines on our panel. "That series didn't just jump the shark, it is trying to jump the sharktopus." ...
20:51:42: RT @seananmcguire: The dragon princess! http://bit.ly/maI4G3 // I love them extra much for reasons you will find when you read the book!
20:54:55: Having seen nothing of the Royal Wedding but the photo of Doctor Who, I am now catching up.
20:55:18: Has anyone made a "touched by its noodly appendage" joke yet about Beatrice's hat?
20:57:17: @seananmcguire Not so much smugpants as Capris of I'm So Excited For You To Share My LOLz.
21:06:26: The negative space made my the names in my gchat window looks like a snooty waiter with a bowtie in profile. Maybe I should eat.
21:12:45: Oh! I didn't mention that a big part of Grand Central was cordoned off when I went through. I asked a policeman what happened. (...)
21:13:12: He said there was a potential bomb on a train, but if we stood beyond the tape, we'd "probably" be safe.
21:13:16: Then he complimented the Girl Scout cookies in my purse.
21:13:23: NEW YORK, YOU GUYS.
21:45:45: @RobJDurand @ksmccarthy24 Give @SeananMcGuire time. She hasn't had the chance to beta-torture me as much as Jim has. :D
21:47:01: @s_a_murphy I'm originally from Texas. It could've been "y'all."
21:49:12: RT @Heifer: Jo Luck, Heifer's President, appointed by Obama to serve on board for International Food and Agricultural Development - http ...
21:50:54: RT @beatonna: this is tomorrow, everyone! http://bit.ly/PENcomics
23:00:02: @seananmcguire Poor Lillers! Her life is so haaaaaaaard!
23:28:27: @fourteenacross COMMUNICATE! COMMUNICATE!
23:28:38: @fourteenacross Where did you get that sweet decal?
23:54:45: OH HELL NO. The grocery store IMMEDIATELY BELOW ME decided 11:30 was the PERFECT time to start a construction job that will last ALL NIGHT.
23:55:30: I went down to yell at them and tell them I was trying to sleep, and they just looked sheepish and said they cleared it w/ the blgd owner.
23:55:35: NO ONE CLEARED IT WITH ME.
23:56:50: They are DRILLING INTO THE CEILING. The ceiling that is my FLOOR. It's like some inverse Du Rififi Chez Les Hommes.
23:57:14: I am making FRENCH CRIME CINEMA ANALOGIES OF RAGE.
23:58:44: It's so loud I sometimes have difficulty figuring out what direction it's coming from, because it's reverberating through the entire bldg.
23:59:30: They said they'd try to be as quiet as possible. As quiet as possible as they DRILL INTO THE CEILING THAT IS MY FLOOR.

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