The Cult of Lincoln

00:07:48: Me: I wonder if Murphy has a stepladder. Jim: She's an expert at takedowns. :) Me: "All the guys I date are the same height!"
01:15:59: RT @GenUndead: Why do daleks eat apples? AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY. #badoottsss
01:27:00: Glah, must interrupt betaing of Item 2 for sleep. Night, all!
07:23:12: RT @ezraklein: RT @joshrogin: The Marvel comic edition of the Situation Room Osama photo http://yfrog.com/gzlctaoj > Awesome, but not ...
07:28:21: RT @neilhimself: Can't tell if this is News because I'm going to be on WITS, or because I've donated my fee to Charity again. Bit mad. h ...
07:36:15: RT @byharryconnolly: Blog Post: One massive graphic to explain why U.S. Healthcare costs so much. - http://goo.gl/DJ4bd
08:35:40: SECOND THING OF FOUR: BETAED! #betaallthethings
10:39:51: @longshotauthor You've taken your love of explosions too far, Jim.
10:43:39: RT @longshotauthor: Most recent work: Dresden short story, "I Was A Teenage Bigfoot."
10:43:43: RT @longshotauthor: Next project: Dresden short story, "B is for BIgfoot."
10:44:32: @longshotauthor I'm going to be singing a modified version of the "C is for Cookie" song all day, you realize. #badassmorganfilker
10:45:10: RT @longshotauthor: @rskye13 Yeah, it's a trilogy of Bigfoot short stories. :) B is for Bigfoot, I was a Teenage Bigfoot and Bigfoot On ...
10:47:17: @longshotauthor As long as C is not for Coca-Cola!
10:57:05: @longshotauthor Rest well! I'm sure Frost will be happy to protect your sleeping form from any Tooth Faery debt collectors.
11:21:34: @ShannonKButcher Reminds me of when my friend called me w/ good news after I got my wisdom teeth out, and my mouth was still numb. :D
11:22:22: @ShannonKButcher I was trying to squee, but I sounded like Sloth from the Goonies.
11:22:55: @kierabot Marry me.
11:36:41: RT @ShannonKButcher: Jim is not a toy for your amusement. He's a toy for MY amusement. @barrymorton @longshotauthor
11:42:50: @seananmcguire @saladinahmed *sings* "Kidnap Mr. Saladin?" "Grab him with a time machine!"
11:45:26: @ShannonKButcher This mental image is glorious.
11:46:51: @ShannonKButcher Appoint Frost his sleep warden. Put Jim to bed, then put Frost to sleep on Jim's chest.
12:14:39: @saladinahmed @seananmcguire Is she calling you a Santaist?
14:01:44: RT @PopWrap: Holy Frak! Starbuck & Starbuck drink Starbucks at Starbucks! http://nyp.st/iZXFNa
14:02:06: This is like when the Doctor's daughter who played the Doctor's daughter in "The Doctor's Daughter" had the Doctor's daughter!
15:27:43: RT @WhovianNet: Elisabeth Sladen's family have requested that donations in her memory go to The Meadow House Hospice: http://bit.ly/jaiY ...
16:07:02: RT @neilhimself: RT @Avidor: @repMattDean calls #neilgaiman a thief but his caucus has no problem with taking money from fraudsters. htt ...
17:49:16: RT @thinkgeek: Microsoft confirms $8.5B Skype purchase & plans to call new service Microsoft Skype Network, or "MS Skynet" for short.
18:32:28: UNEXPECTED BABY-HOLDING! Alex brought his son, Loki, to be cooed at. Baaaaaaby fingeeeeeers!
19:09:20: RT @TheAtlanticENT: Why women love fantasy literature: http://theatln.tc/jrLsk6. #GameofThrones
22:36:36: Behold! The @SheckyX-Inara has EVOLVED! (He actually REQUESTED I do this.) http://priscellie.com/junk/sheckyInara_beard.jpg
22:37:23: RT @Lord_Voldemort7: It's obvious that Obama's birth certificate was Osama Bin Laden's final horcrux.
22:37:56: @anglophile80 WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?
22:39:11: @myyrdneopia @anglophile80 By which you mean give them the luxurious beards they request?
22:40:54: @myyrdneopia @anglophile80 He said he would forgive the boobs if I gave him a beard.
22:42:39: @ksmccarthy24 *hugs tightly*
22:46:04: RT @instant_netflix: Masterpiece Mystery!: Sherlock: Series 1: This modern-day refresh of Sherlock Holmes has Arthur Conan Doyle's de... ...
22:47:46: @stellamortis Lovely! Can't wait to see the real thing!
22:53:30: @ksmccarthy24 This is because you are BRILLIANT.
22:56:08: @SheckyX Eeeeeew, thunder god boogers!
22:59:27: @Julie_Butcher In college, I wrote a paper comparing "The Searchers" with John Wayne to "Serenity." #whedonista
23:02:31: @myyrdneopia I dressed as Angua for Halloween in high school. Should've seen the looks I got at PetCo when I tried the collars on myself.
23:36:58: RT @chenrisius: This is why NYC is the capital of creativity - NYC Dining Subway Car http://t.co/sviVPgp @newyorkology @EverythingNYC

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