The Cult of Lincoln

07:40 @gillyperkygoth I have mosquito bites all over my legs! Gotta stop by CVS before work and see if they have AfterBite. NOT ON, MOSQUITOES. #
08:11 @blazeorama @gillyperkygoth Oh, NICE! I hadn't thought to look for a natural equivalent. Wonder if I have time to swing by Whole Foods... #
09:33 It is NINETY-TWO DEGREES in my OFFICE. Shouldn't this violate OSHA or something? #
09:51 @TeeMonster Folks at my company can't work from home. The software and hardware requirements are prohibitive. #
10:16 I have one water bottle for drinking and another for holding against my forehead. 93.6 degrees in the room. The temperature is going UP. #
10:22 Please, @BenJerrysTruck, come to 45th and 5th! Our AC is broken, and it's 93.6 degrees in my office! Save us! #OMGFreeBenJerrys #heatstroke #
10:30 Coworker Pete is getting increasingly desperate and resourceful. twitpic.com/5ho8vt #
10:38 Temperature is now at 94.1°F. Another coworker says it's probably closer to 97. #
10:38 The entire work force is melting like the Nazis who glimpsed the! Ark of the Covenant. #
10:45 Remember: tomorrow is the LAST DAY to pre-order an Alera Map signed by @longshotauthor and @priscellie! t.co/GCVQbEq #
10:47 A/C is back! PRAISE JESUS! It's still mind-numbingly hot, but it's slowly becoming tolerable! #
10:52 We're already back down to a frosty 93! Rapture! #
11:01 @ShannonKButcher It's a comfy 78 outdoors! We have a lot of computers driving up the temperature in here. #
11:06 Receptionist is going around, taking orders for cold Starbucks beverages. Well played! #
11:23 Doctor Whomour! t.co/KCzYxIi #
11:31 @ShannonKButcher If the weather would've made you cancel, I would have paid a supervillain to alter the tilt of the earth to fix it. :D #
11:37 @ShannonKButcher I have four of them in my phone. Never know when one'll be vacationing on her private moon base and not answering messages. #
13:01 via @smuu, it's Abed in Cougar Town! t.co/xbO1a4z My love for Community grows even when it's on hiatus! #
13:05 If yo u break the fourth wall of COMMUNITY and the fourth wall of COUGAR TOWN, is that breaking the /eighth/ wall? @danharmon is a genius. #
19:41 My bus broke down. Ye gods, it isn't that hot outside! New York Summer doesn't like me. #
20:30 @travlersdepot Well, I help run the Winter Knight's fansite... #
20:34 Birds appear to tweet using grammar. This ranks them over 98% of humans. bit.ly/mttsEW (via @harkaway and @sookio) #
21:08 Three hours until the next sample chapter of GHOST STORY? Sounds like the perfect time for a Jim Butcher NEWS ROUNDU! P! bit.ly/ltFb7W #
21:10 NYC-area @longshotauthor Fans: Jim Butcher will be signing at Midtown Comics Downtown this Thursday from 4-6! bit.ly/ltFb7W #
21:15 @Jamie1km They multiplied! There are four trophies! How does that work? (Do the Origins Awards have the phone box?) #
21:22 RT @Jamie1km: Perhaps some fans might like to see the Dresden RPG team with their shiny #OriginsAward? is.gd/uRFwEH // We do! We do! #
22:04 @SheckyX Seems he'! s allowing a single blip. :D #
22:08 I am so busy my brain is boiling. #
22:11 @contraducktory It's Thursday! Timing's a little tight, there. #
22:13 @contraducktory Plus, while I'll see Jim on Wednesday (he'll be signing a stack of maps), I don't know if I can go to Thursday's signing. #
22:17 STUPID STUPID STUPID. Forgot to reorder boxes. They take 2 weeks to arrive. Hope they arrive in time for the Map shipping party July 9... #
22:19 Also, I forgot to eat dinner. #
22:20 @myyrdneopia You are the Industrious Little Gnome mk 2! I own the copyright on forgetting meals, and I license it out to you! #
22:26 @RobJDurand I cut out any of the things, though! I must be a wizard! #
22:29 @RobJDurand Have you read the full comic-thing "Clean All The Things" came from? First panel: bit.ly/dcMVzx #
22:32 In preparation for my move, making a list of things "To Sell/Donate" and "To Ship." Under the latter heading I have written "Harry/M! urphy." #
22:38 @Julie_Butcher You didn't change your shoes often enough, did you? *taps foot* #
22:43 @Julie_Butcher Wooooe! You need a Fairy Shoe Person! youtu.be/wDaszN9ByxM #
22:45 @contraducktory Yup. My move is in December. But there's a LOT to coordinate logistically! Goin' to school in L.A.! #
22:47 OKAY. Paralyzed by To-Do List. Right now, I just need to buckle down and work on Saladin's map. That's the top priority! #
22:53 @ksmccarthy24 Sure thing. Phone or IM? #

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