The Cult of Lincoln

07:40 Match.com guy told me, "I dont have time to juggle multiple ladies so it would be nice to concentrate on one lady." Gosh, how can I resist? #
07:46 Dreamed I was going to record the FEED audiobook for @seananmcguire, and there was a big billboard ad, (...) #
07:46 (...) but then the zombie apocalypse DID come, and the @seananmcguire ad suddenly felt in bad taste. #
07:50 @seananmcguire TiVo says 2 hours. #
07:53 D'AWWWWW! RT @lookupwards, @Electric44: I know every show SAYS they're like a family. We ARE. youtu.be/T04oR_2NHJw #leverage #
08:02 @byharryconnolly HELL. YES. #
08:16 @destroythemeek Wow. The degree to which some folks DO NOT THINK is mind-blowing. #
09:51 I know the two fanboy each other often, but it makes my heart happy to see Pat Rothfuss add a slew of @longshotauthor books to Goodreads. #
10:07 Four of the guys in my seven-person work room are out today. It's kinda weirding me out. #eatenbybears #
10:11! Today's LivingSocial deal is two movie tickets on Fandango for $9! S weet! livingsoci.al/kJ7Eoq #
10:15 @kierabot $9 for TWO tickets. And they're like $13 each in NY. #
10:22 @kierabot Yeah. And if you want 3D, it's like $18 each. #manhattaneatsmywallet #
11:07 @seananmcguire Check for any cookies from killandeatallhumansconquertheworldandbuildaraceofandroidsforfoodandscritches.com? #
11:33 There are few things as delightfully subversive as listening to sexy scenes from a Jennifer Crusie audiobook on headphones at work. ! #
11:59 5 of 5 stars to Deadline by Mira Grant www.goodreads.com/review/show/134123935 #
12:57 annlarimer.tumblr.com/post/6328996363 #
12:58 annlarimer.tumblr.com/post/6329952872/fuck-youlogy-n #
17:46 Email from a fan: "WHen will Jim start a new Furies series novel? He left Tavi a continent away for Alera Prime!!" Um. #
17:48 Rar, was ! scolded for opening the window to let in a little warm air. It's so C OLD. I need to store a sweatshirt and jeans at my desk. #
17:50 @BabelClash @ColinTaber I adorer book trailers! They've motivated me to pick up more than one book. #
18:51 @blazeorama The last two blankets I brought to work have gone missing. I wouldn't dare risk my Warden cloak! #
18:56 4 of 5 stars to Faking It by Jennifer Crusie bit.ly/ieRKDT #
20:05 Message from guy on OkCupid: "Love your laser blue eyes ;)". Feel like I should be rampaging through NYC, blasting things with heat vision. ! #
20:09 @Julie_Butcher I want some to wear while cleaning my apartment! #
20:15 @Julie_Butcher You can wear them to Spider-Man. :D #
20:23 Holy cow, that lightning strike looked like it exploded right outside my window! It set off a car alarm across the street! #
20:24 Maybe it's intimidated by my laser blue eyes? #
20:54 @seananmcguire Silly Thomas! Just because Toby has a fish tail, it doesn't m! ake her food! #
21:10 @Julie_Butcher I can't imagine a situation where one COULDN'T wear those boots. Birthday, wedding, christening... #
21:30 RT @fredhicks: Is the world ready for this jelly? j.mp/lnzAYx // NIGHTMARE FUEL. #
21:48 @byharryconnolly I'm amused by the confluence among women of "rough sex" and "grammar." #
21:54 @byharryconnolly I'm picturing the telemundo bee from The Simpsons staggering drunkenly around your apartment with a crowbar. #
22:39 @thecurlymuse "Faking It" was read by Aasne Vigesaa. She did an excellent job! #
22:43 @SheckyX @byharryconnolly Did my naughty, naughty boy end his sentence with a preposition? #
22:45 @Julie_Butcher That depends entirely on what kind of business you have planned. #
23:19 Did I eat dinner tonight? I suspect I didn't. #

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